what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds
i have no regrets
neither did ron
Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
"We do not escape into philosophy, psychology, and art—we go there to restore our shattered selves into whole ones."- Anaïs Nin (via riimbaud)
You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.
You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.
You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
You may fail, but you are not a failure.
You are not your downfalls.